Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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