I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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