somebody snuck up and got me drunk
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I'm just crazy horny about you
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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