There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
he thought i was a dude.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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