he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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