Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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