he shaved USA in his pubs
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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