sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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