Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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