I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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