But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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