I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
He felt like a one man threesome
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Randomize
