You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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