Buhtt sex?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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