I showed him my bush... on skype.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize