Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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