Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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