sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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