do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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