just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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