North Korea, Best Korea!
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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