I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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