new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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