Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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