its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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