If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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