i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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