Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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