ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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