Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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