He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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