That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
honey bunches of taint.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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