The maid of honor just puked.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
