You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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