What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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