are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
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