Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
40s are totally the cure
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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