hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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