normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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