Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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