sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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