I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
How does one acquire holy water?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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