He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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