Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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