Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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