I'm lost and stupid without you.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
