Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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