Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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