i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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