clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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