Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
There's always time for handjobs
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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