You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
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