If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I smell like Dick and happiness
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